Knock Knock Airsoft

     Pulling pranks is always fun right? Well most people would choose to prank people they know so that they dont get into real trouble. Well last night we met a real prankster who had thoughts otherwise. Instead he tried to prank us. It was stupidly simple. He would come to our door knock then run and hide. As soon as we were seated back down he would knock again. Finally I got tired of it and decided to fix the problem.
     I own a high powered airsoft rifle and decided to give this guy some pain for his fun. So I posted my room mate by the window to watch. As soon as the guy came close he said so and I swung the door open. I let him have it he covered his face and tried to get away. Instead he ran straight into a brick wall and fell. When my gun was empty I put it down asked what his problem was to which there was no reply. He quickly hit his feet and ran away.
    Campus rules dont allow airsoft guns so I knew I was screwed if I didnt get rid of it fast. I ran across the street to a big frat house with lots of trees and bushes. This is were I tossed my gun and ran back to the doorm. Not five minutes later the freaking campus pd showed up. They wanted to know about an airsoft gun being in the room. I simply told them I didnt have one to which they said they didnt really care it was just their job to respond. They didnt even care one bit they just left. The next night the idiot did the same prank. So this time I got creative. Once again my roomate watched for him. I once again swung open the door and slung a sock with soap inside straight between his legs. He dropped and cried. I asked him why he did it, and his only reply was it was fun.
   This was the last night this idiot messed with us, and Im sure no one else will. If so Im pretty creative and Ill come up with something. Now if I could only get people to be quiet on Thursday nights instead of partying loudly I could live in piece in my doorm all week. I guess Ill have to get creative again. Who knows how to stop all the noise.

Prank of The Week

    Im only a few weeks into the fall semester of college here at ULM. So of course I am just getting adjusted to the new schedule. Things are picking up, Im studying more, and I can more easily find things to do. However, late at night things can get boring. Naturally I have to find things to make it a little more interesting. Last monday night I was totally bored and couldnt find anything to do. I decided to use this time to start a prank war. I knew I would be pranked back and I wasn't going to wine about it. I prepared myself for the worst, and then gathered all my supplies.
    I snuck into the room on the otherside of my bathroom. I took a fresh tube of toothpaste and filled my buddies shoes until the tube is empty. I then serran wrapped the toilet seat so that when someone peed they would get splashed back. Then I tied a trip wire across the door to the bathroom from the other room. I unplugged all of their wires to tv's, laptops, and videogames. I hid these in their own closets. It was late my mind was tired and after these few simple pranks I drew a blank as to what I could do with the other supplies. I knew that sometime withint the next few hours things would start up. Sure enough I heard the bathroom door from the other side open and the games began.
   I heard a thud and the painful sighs as the guy got up off the floor after hitting the trip wire. Oh man I laughed my butt off. Then he started yelling when he got pee all over himself from the serran wrap. He was too tired to do something about it I guessed cause he went back to his room. That next morning he tried to watch tv....nothing. He tried to surf the net....nothing. He was furious and of course knew it was me or my room mate. My room mate not seeming to be the prankster type I was the accussed. I pretended to be tired and unknowing of the situation. So he went back to get dressed for class and put on his shoes. That was it he blew up started yelling and told everyone that prank wars was on.
   Over the next few nights people were shaving creamed, toothpasted again, egged, tripped, hurt, cut, shaved heads, and much more. I was among the victims and I took my punishment well as I was pleased with myself for the many pranks I made that week. I hope that college is going to be this full of fun the whole time. I look forward to many more adventures and jokes.

(High) drocodone

So the other day I had this tremendous migraine. Ive had these at different times in my life, and being as Im just starting college they decided to come back to me. Well Im laying there drinking a coke and watching Tv when my girlfriend decides to bring me one of her hydrocodones. I had to leave to head back to college soon and figured it would help take away my migraine for the drive. So I took on and she gave me another to take right before bed.
So I start out for campus and on my way the migraine increases. My stupid thought process told me if one would help two would really kill the pain. So I took the second one. This should help right? Wrong! A little farther down the road I see freaking ufo's. It was some scarry crap. I just wanted to get to my doorm and sleep. Once I get there my mind is racing and Im wide awake. I unload my things and change clothes to get ready for bed.
I was also totally wrong to think Im about to sleep. Soon my stomach starts turning. I get up and vomit everything I had for the first part of my day. Feeling empty I get a friend to drive me to the near by Taco Bell. I get there and Im not even able to tell the worker what I want so my friend orders for me. Then he proceeds to run all his errands and fun doings till two in the morning all with me about to pass out in the seat. I randomly say things about the book store, being high, food, cars, and my mind according to him all night. I come in and out of sleep the whole time.
The next morning he fills me in on everything I had said and done that I couldnt remeber. Obviosuly I had cussed him out and lots more that I would have never done in my right mind. Needless to say with my next migraine Ill just sit and suffer never will I touch another pill. Oh and after Taco Bell I upchucked all over again!