Thursday, September 22, 2011

Knock Knock Airsoft

     Pulling pranks is always fun right? Well most people would choose to prank people they know so that they dont get into real trouble. Well last night we met a real prankster who had thoughts otherwise. Instead he tried to prank us. It was stupidly simple. He would come to our door knock then run and hide. As soon as we were seated back down he would knock again. Finally I got tired of it and decided to fix the problem.
     I own a high powered airsoft rifle and decided to give this guy some pain for his fun. So I posted my room mate by the window to watch. As soon as the guy came close he said so and I swung the door open. I let him have it he covered his face and tried to get away. Instead he ran straight into a brick wall and fell. When my gun was empty I put it down asked what his problem was to which there was no reply. He quickly hit his feet and ran away.
    Campus rules dont allow airsoft guns so I knew I was screwed if I didnt get rid of it fast. I ran across the street to a big frat house with lots of trees and bushes. This is were I tossed my gun and ran back to the doorm. Not five minutes later the freaking campus pd showed up. They wanted to know about an airsoft gun being in the room. I simply told them I didnt have one to which they said they didnt really care it was just their job to respond. They didnt even care one bit they just left. The next night the idiot did the same prank. So this time I got creative. Once again my roomate watched for him. I once again swung open the door and slung a sock with soap inside straight between his legs. He dropped and cried. I asked him why he did it, and his only reply was it was fun.
   This was the last night this idiot messed with us, and Im sure no one else will. If so Im pretty creative and Ill come up with something. Now if I could only get people to be quiet on Thursday nights instead of partying loudly I could live in piece in my doorm all week. I guess Ill have to get creative again. Who knows how to stop all the noise.

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